So, I suck at blogging

So, I have never been the greatest at journalism- ever. And since blogging is an online journal, it shouldn't really be a surprise that I am also no good at maintaining a blog either.

Let's see. Since April.... 

I left the country, and came back

I have gotten engaged- 4/26/14 Mark your calendars

Started wedding planning

Trent started school

And Soccer

Aubrey Has 4 teeth and crawls everywhere

She turns one NEXT MONTH! (OH MY LORD!)

Well, that pretty much summarizes the highlights.. Business has been good (SHOP HERE)

Except for the lack of common sense

Hey all you genius people- if you buy something a size too small- it won't fit right. 

WHEN IN DOUBT; ALWAYS GO UP in size

Sooooo.... I guess I will share a recipe or something with my next update.

Aint Nobody Got Time For Dat

I never have time to blog anymore!!

Moving sucks.

Teething babies suck.

Never ending terrible twos, or should I say threes, suck.

Being buried in homework sucks.

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That pretty much updated you as to why I have not updated in like a month. Been WAY busy!

Ths is crap

Why.

Why can you FEEL yourself get sick, but can't stop it? It's like... you KNOW you are going to feel like crap in a matter of hours and yet you know there isn't a thing you can do.

 

Your head starts hurting.

You get groggy.

You get to coughing/sneezing/ sniffles

 

And it doesn't stop.

 

And what is the worse part? You KNOW the next day you are going to feel even worse? I for one, want to have a personal conversation with my immune system.
"hey ol buddy ol pal. You just let me get sick. It isn't working out between us, time for a newer model"

 

 

But, no. It doesn't work like this So now I get to be sick and carry on like I am healthy.

Why is it when men are sick, it is the end of the world? And when women get sick, nothing spectacular happens? I want to call in sick. Is that too much to ask?

 

 

Ok, I am done ranting

Meatballs

OK. 

So, I disappeared for a little bit.

HEY! Here I am!

New Recipe for you to try, to make meatballs in a crock pot

STEP ONE: Buy or make your own meatballs (over achiever) Italian style works great.

STEP TWO: Coat the entire bottom of your crock pot with ketchup. Seriously.

STEP THREE: Add half a jar of grape jelly. Yes I am sure this is a real recipe.

STEP FOUR: Add in desired amount of meatballs. For my family, we add the entire bag  

STEP FIVE: Add the rest of the grape jelly, add another layer of ketchup. Add a dash of garlic, a teaspoon of vanilla, and some chilli seasoning. Cook on low until balls are soft. Then eat it :)

It is beyond scrumptious.

Trust me.

That is all from me. I have been busy making tutus and headbands. Here, check it out.

Like the page and see why I have been busy lately.

Happy March! 

Self promoting I guess, but not trying to.

Tutus. It is slowly becoming an obsession. Miss Princess is almost 5 months old, and has 6 tutus. And counting. They just look so dang good on her, I can't help it. If you want a tutu for your little princess, or for yourself I guess, click right here, right now. If not, carry on.

Also, this weather is stupid dumb. Sunday was a blizzard, Monday was sunny and 52. And today? Oh today was a blizzard. I am going to get sick and be all kinds of unhappy. Just wait for that post.

I really haven't had anything too exciting happen lately. Been busy making tutus and these little pieces of heaven. Seriously, get some. And watching a lot of disney movies. Our preschool learning activities... yeahhhhh it is going..slow. Patience should be sold on every corner like drugs. I desperately need some, and so does my little prince. 

Yeah, short and sweet for now. I got work to do. Just because I am a SAHM doesn't mean I sit and watch movies everyday.

We Lost Alpha. Use Star Power

((Migrating Hosts))... 

So. I love Call of Duty. A lot. And, it has me thinking.. Have I ever played a celebrity and not known it? I mean, I am sure they like to kick back and play from time to time too. How cool would that be? Playing domination.."Oh Hey Emma Stone, go ahead and capture A, James Franco and I got B on lock down." Like tell me video games wouldn't be that much more awesome if that happened!

Speaking of video games...Rockband makes an excellent drinking game, if you aren't already an expert. Here is why. Take a couple shots pre- song and rock out. However, at the end of the song, if you get less than 95% your ass takes another shot. After a few songs you're just gone and so are a lot of your shots. Jello shots work best, if you know how to make them really good. This is a game tho that you you play with your buddies and just rock out. At one point or another we have all wanted to be rock stars, and this way you can. You're welcome.

And no, I do not sit at home and play video games all day. Nor do I get drunk that often. I am just saying, these two experiences have occurred in the semi recent past and you should try it out. I play on Xbox for COD and PS3 for Rockband, so if you have either of those systems you should probably add me to your friend's list or whatever so we can play together. Not putting my gamer names here tho, I don't want an explosion of requests. You can message me and I will give them to you.

Weekend is basically over. Hope everyone had a great time. 

Ok bye.

Rulers, Guns... and Jersey Shore.

What is the purpose of a ruler if you still can't draw a straight freaking line with it?! I mean seriously I wind up making a slanted, uneven, kinda shakey line. And, since the end of the ruler is curved, the end of my line is too. Heaven forbid I need a line longer than 12 inches. Not amusing at all. Here is something for those of you with kids to do: take poster paper, a ruler, some markers, and some patience and make giant calendars. Teach your kids days, months, the year, holidays, birthdays, etc.. YOU make it, but they can learn from it. For those of you without kids, do something fun with a ruler like drink vodka and measure things. Did I just create a drinking game? For things that are exactly 4 inches take a shot. Things exactly 9 inches take another shot. Have random measurements in your brain in case you ever need them. Hell, do that even if you have kids. Just not with your kids.

 While I was buying my supplies to make said calendars, the check out lady was like "oh are you a teacher?" and me.."not at all why" and this bitch.."because usually only teachers buy supplies like this to teach their kids." So what since I am not a teacher I can't teach my kids? Or are you insinuating that my kids can only learn in school? Both of which are ridiculous to me. I think education starts, and is continuous at home. Not just school. Thats basically all I have to say about that.

I guess just have a lot of things that I find ridiculous today. Like what gets reported on the news. Seems like the same shit everyday. Shooting of some sort so we need gun control. What about the millions of people who are alive because they didn't get shot? Or are alive because they owned a gun and shot someone who was trying to kill them? How come we never hear those stories? Or right... we only hear what mainstream media wants us to. Tell me again how we are a free nation.

On a funnier note. Back in the day, we would visit with neighbors and learn what was going on with people on the other side of the country via newspapers or whatever. Now days, we have tv shows like "Jersey Shore", "Washington Heights", "Real World"...etc And I bet, 50% if not more of you have never met more than one of your neighbors. Am I right?! In 40 years how will we learn about the diversity of this country?

Tomorrow, I will have a much lighter topic. Today is just... ridiculous.